Ron and Hermione

Ron’s room, upon Hermione’s arrival
Hermione: Wake up! Wake up, Ronald! Ron, wake up!
Ron: Bloody hell! [pulls covers]
Hermione: Honestly. Get dressed. And don’t go back to sleep. Come on, Ron! Your mother said breakfast’s ready.
Ron: [goes back to sleep]


Beaubaxton Girls Enter Great Hall
Hermione: Oh, for crying out loud.
Ron: I love it when they do that.
Hermione: [angrily] Do what?
Ron: [dreamily] You know . . . walk together.


Hermione’s not an owl scene, in which Ron and Hermione whisper to each other
Hermione: [whispers] Why don’t you just tell him yourself? Ron, this is . . .
Ron: [whispers back to her]
Hermione: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid’s looking for you.
Harry: Is that right? What?
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Hermione: I’m not an owl!


Great Hall, Study Time
Ron: This is mad. At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without dates. [Snape thwacks him in the head] (To Harry) Well, us and Neville.
Harry: Yeah, but then again, he can take himself. [laughs]
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: Oh . . . now I'm really depressed. [Fred throws a note to Ron saying he has to ask now before the good ones get taken.] To Fred Who you going with? [Fred throws paper at Angelina, then asks her out to the Yule Ball] - she says yes.
Ron: Well, Hermione. you're a girl.
Hermione: Hey, well-spotted. [Harry tries to warn Ron of Snape coming]
Ron: [imitates Fred] Come with me to the - [Snape thwacks him in the head, Harry too] To Hermione Come on, it's one thing for a bloke to show up alone, but for a girl, it's just sad.
Hermione: [very angrily] I won't be going alone because believe it or not someone's already asked me - [she stands up to give her hw to Snape, then comes back to the table] - and I said yes!
Ron: She’s lying, isn’t she?
Harry: If you say so.


Ron being escorted by Ginny and other girls, after the his horrible ordeal
Ginny: It’s all right. It’s okay Ron. It’s all right. It doesn’t matter.
Harry: What happened to you?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur De La Coeur out.
Harry: What? What did she say?
Hermione: No, of course!
Ron: [shakes his head]
Hermione: She said yes? [covers mouth with hands]
Ron: [in a trance (lol)] Don’t be silly. There she was . . . walking by . . . you know I like it when they walk. Couldn’t help it. It all just . . . slipped out.
Ginny: Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did you do then?
Ron: What else? I ran for it.


Ron to Harry, walking towards the Great Hall
Ron: Poor kid. Bet she’s alone in her room, crying her eyes out.
Harry: Who?
Ron: Hermione, of course. Come on, Harry, why’d you think she wouldn’t tell us who she’s going with?
Harry: Because we’d take the mickey out of her if she did?
Ron: Nobody asked her. Would have taken her myself if she wasn't so bloody proud.


Padma to Ron, while Hermione walks with Viktor
Padma: Is that . . . Hermione Granger? With Viktor Krum?
Ron: No. No, absolutely not.


Ron, while watching Hermione dance with Viktor
Ron: … rotten pumpkin-head, isn’t he?


The Yule Brawl, Part I
Hermione: Hot, isn’t it? Viktor’s going to get us drinks. Would you care to join us?
Ron: No. We’d not care to join you and Viktor.
Hermione: What’s got your wand in a knot?
Ron: He’s a Durmstrang. You’re fraternizing with the enemy.
Hermione: The enemy. Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides, the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends.
Ron: Huh. I think he’s got a bit more than friendship on his mind. [Hermione stands up, takes another look at Ron, then leaves.]
Padma: Are you going to ask me to dance or not?
Ron: No. [sulks]


The Yule Brawl, Part II CLICK to watch the fight on YouTube
Ron: He’s using you.
Hermione: How dare you? Besides, I can take care of myself.
Ron: He’s way too old.
Hermione: What? Is that what you think?
Ron: Yeah, that’s what I think!
Hermione: You know the solution then, don’t you?
Ron: Go on.
Hermione: Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!
Ron: [stutters and backs away] Well . . . that-that-that- . . . that’s just completely off the point – Harry!
Hermione: Where have you been? Never mind. Off to bed, both of you!
Harry: [gives a completely WTH look to Ron]
Ron: They get scary when they get older.
Hermione: RON! You spoil everything! [cries her eyes off at the steps]


The Goodbye
Ron: Do you think we'll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?
Hermione: No.
Harry:No I don't think so.
Hermione: Everything's going to change now isn't it?
Harry:Yes.
Hermione: Promise you'll write this summer. Both of you.
Ron: Well I won't. You know I won't!
Hermione: Harry will won't you?
Harry:Yeah. Every week.