Philosopher's Stone
All quotes are taken from the PS movie.
Hermione: Oh, so you're doing a spell. Let's see it then.
Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!
Hermione: Well, it's not very good, is it?
Hermione: Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger, and you are?
Ron: Ron, Ron Weasley.
Hermione: Pleasure.
Hermione: You've got dirt on your nose by the way, just there.
Ron: Mental, that one, I'm telling you.
Ron: Wingardium Leviosa! Wingardium Leviosa! Wingardium Leviosa!
Hermione: No! Stop, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out!
Ron: It's Leviosa, not Leviosar. She's a nightmare, honestly, that's why she hasn't got any friends!
(Hermione bumps into Ron, crying.)
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant. But scary.
Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?
Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?
Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice. There were three!!
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed. Or worse - expelled!
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
Hermione: I've read about these! It's the Devil's Snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Oh, now I can relax!
Hermione: He's not relaxing, is he?
Harry: Apparently not.
Hermione: I remember reading about this in Herbology. Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare, it's deadly fun ... but will sulk in the sun! That's it! Devil's Snare hates the sunlight! *spell*
Ron: (falls down next to them) Whew! Lucky we didn't panic!
Ron: That's it. We're done for!
Hermione: Oh, move over! Alohomora!
Ron: Alohomora?
Hermione: Standard Book of Spells, Chapter 8.
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: That's wizards chess. (notices Hermione's stuff) I see you've packed.
Hermione: I see you haven't.
Ron: Change of plans ...
Hermione: Good. Then you can help Harry in the library.
Ron: But we looked a hundred times!
Hermione: (leans in) Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.
Ron: I think we've had a bad influence on her.
Hermione: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This ... is light?
Ron: Immortal!?!
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: I know what it means!!
Ron: As for me, I'll be a knight.
Harry: Wait a minute ...
Ron: You understand right, Harry. Once I make my move, you're free to check the king.
Harry: No, Ron!! No!!!
Hermione: What is it?
Harry: He's going to sacrifice himself!
Hermione: No you can't! There must be another way!!
Ron: Look, do you want to get Snape or not? It's you that has to go on, Harry. Not me, not Hermione, but you.
Deleted Scenes:
Harry: That was good of you to get us out of trouble.
Ron: Good of her? We saved her life!
Harry: She wouldn't have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her.
Ron: Yeah, well... what are friends for?
Harry: Hey Hedwig.
Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards! Pathetic. We've got final exams coming soon.
Ron: (Looks up at her, Harry looks up from his books too) I'm ready! (puts hands up) Ask me any question. (Harry looks at him and grins)
Hermione: All right. What are the three most crucial ingredients in a forgetfulness potion?
Ron: I forgot. (Harry looks at Ron and smiles at him again)
Hermione: And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exams?
Ron: Copy off you!!
Hermione: No, you won't!! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell.
Ron: That's insulting! (Harry looks at Ron disbelievingly) It's as if they don't trust us! (Harry puts his hands up in the air, agreeing)
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Hermione: Oh, so you're doing a spell. Let's see it then.
Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!
Hermione: Well, it's not very good, is it?
Hermione: Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger, and you are?
Ron: Ron, Ron Weasley.
Hermione: Pleasure.
Hermione: You've got dirt on your nose by the way, just there.
Ron: Mental, that one, I'm telling you.
Ron: Wingardium Leviosa! Wingardium Leviosa! Wingardium Leviosa!
Hermione: No! Stop, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out!
Ron: It's Leviosa, not Leviosar. She's a nightmare, honestly, that's why she hasn't got any friends!
(Hermione bumps into Ron, crying.)
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant. But scary.
Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?
Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?
Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice. There were three!!
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed. Or worse - expelled!
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
Hermione: I've read about these! It's the Devil's Snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Oh, now I can relax!
Hermione: He's not relaxing, is he?
Harry: Apparently not.
Hermione: I remember reading about this in Herbology. Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare, it's deadly fun ... but will sulk in the sun! That's it! Devil's Snare hates the sunlight! *spell*
Ron: (falls down next to them) Whew! Lucky we didn't panic!
Ron: That's it. We're done for!
Hermione: Oh, move over! Alohomora!
Ron: Alohomora?
Hermione: Standard Book of Spells, Chapter 8.
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: That's wizards chess. (notices Hermione's stuff) I see you've packed.
Hermione: I see you haven't.
Ron: Change of plans ...
Hermione: Good. Then you can help Harry in the library.
Ron: But we looked a hundred times!
Hermione: (leans in) Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.
Ron: I think we've had a bad influence on her.
Hermione: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This ... is light?
Ron: Immortal!?!
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: I know what it means!!
Ron: As for me, I'll be a knight.
Harry: Wait a minute ...
Ron: You understand right, Harry. Once I make my move, you're free to check the king.
Harry: No, Ron!! No!!!
Hermione: What is it?
Harry: He's going to sacrifice himself!
Hermione: No you can't! There must be another way!!
Ron: Look, do you want to get Snape or not? It's you that has to go on, Harry. Not me, not Hermione, but you.
Deleted Scenes:
Harry: That was good of you to get us out of trouble.
Ron: Good of her? We saved her life!
Harry: She wouldn't have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her.
Ron: Yeah, well... what are friends for?
Harry: Hey Hedwig.
Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards! Pathetic. We've got final exams coming soon.
Ron: (Looks up at her, Harry looks up from his books too) I'm ready! (puts hands up) Ask me any question. (Harry looks at him and grins)
Hermione: All right. What are the three most crucial ingredients in a forgetfulness potion?
Ron: I forgot. (Harry looks at Ron and smiles at him again)
Hermione: And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exams?
Ron: Copy off you!!
Hermione: No, you won't!! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell.
Ron: That's insulting! (Harry looks at Ron disbelievingly) It's as if they don't trust us! (Harry puts his hands up in the air, agreeing)
If you have any corrections to submit, or any other quotes you'd like to share, email them to din@ronandhermione.com. Thanks very much!