Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
Quotes are taken from the PoA movie.
Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! You better keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat Ronald! What do you expect! It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush. It's all right Crookshanks. Just ignore the mean little boy.
(Harry sees them and smiles knowingly)
Harry: Hey guys.
Ron: Harry!
Hermione: Oh, Harry! Hi.
(At TLC)
Hermione: You know, Egyptians used to worship cats.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.
(In the Hogwarts Express)
Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up, I just . . . I lost control.
Ron: Brilliant!
Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron: I still think it's brilliant.
Hermione: Come on, everywhere else is full.
Ron: Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R. J. Lupin.
Ron: Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Ron: Oh.
(Draco scene that uh, well, you'll see at the end why it's here. *wink wink*
Pansy: Does it hurt terribly Draco?
Draco: It comes and it goes. Still - I consider myself lucky. If hadn't been for Madame Pomprey, in another minute or two and I uh...could have lost my arm.
Ron: Listen to the idiot. He's really laying it on thick isn't he?
(By the staircase)
Ginny: The fat lady...she's gone!
Ron: Serves her right. She was a terrible singer . . .
Hermione: That's not funny Ron!
(During Snape's DADA lesson)
Ron: When did she get here?? Did you see her come in?
(Standing by the barbwire fence, staring off at the Shrieking Shack)
Hermione: (coy) Have I mentioned that it's the most severely haunted building in Britain?
Ron: (grinning shyly) Twice, yeah.
Hermione: (grinning shyly) Oh, yeah.
Hermione: Um, do you want to move a bit closer?
Ron: (slightly winded) Er, what?
Hermione: (embarrassed) Oh, to the- to the Shrieking Shack, I mean.
Ron: (calms down) No, I'm - I'm fine where I am, thanks.
Draco: Well well. Look who's here. You two shopping for your new dream home?
(Ron, talking to Harry about Hermione walking out of Divination class)
Ron: She's gone mental. Hermione has gone mental. I mean, not that she always hasn't been mental, but it's just that now it out there for everyone to see.
(Outside the Three Broomsticks)
Ron: Oh! Look who it is...Madame Rosmerta. Ron fancies her!
Ron: That's not true.
(In Divination class)
Ron: That's a load of rubbish.
Ron: Where did you come from?
Hermione: Me? I've been here all this time.
(Outside, courtyard)
Hermione: Beautiful day.
Ron: Gorgeous. Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
Harry: Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Hermione: Ronald, has lost his rat.
Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Rubbish!
Ron: Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone!
Hermione: Well then maybe you should learn to take better care of your pets!
Ron: Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: Did!
Hermione: Didn't!
(In Hagrid's Hut)
Hermione: I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: (turns around) Right, the next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: I meant me.
(Outside the Whomping Willow)
Harry: No, no. Don't worry guys. It's fine. I'll stay.
Hermione: You go. I'll stay.
Harry: You ok?
Ron: I'm fine. Go.
Hermione: (to Ron) Ow, That looks really painful.
Ron: It's sort of painful. They uh...might chop it.
Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomprey will fix it
Ron: It's too late. It's ruined. Gonna have to be chopped off.
*In Hagrid's class
Hermione pulls on Ron's sleeves, then grabs onto his hand. Watch both of their reactions to this, as this is the most important part.;)
*At the Shrieking Shack
Ron pulls on Hermione's sleeves as Harry pulls on Hermione's wand
*At the Shrieking Shack
Hermione grabs Ron after Sirius has taken Scabbers
Quotes are taken from the PoA Movie Script
HARRY: Egypt! What's it like?
RON: Brilliant. It's got loads of old stuff. Mummies. Death masks. Tombs --
HERMIONE: You know, the ancient Egyptians of the Nile River delta worshipped the cat goddess Bast. Ron glares stonily at Hermione, then turns back to Harry.
RON: I also got a new wand.
HERMIONE: Death omens. Honestly. If you ask me, Divination's a very wooly discipline. Now Ancient Runes. That's a fascinating subject.
RON: Ancient Runes? Exactly how many classes are you taking this term?
HERMIONE: A fair few.
RON: Hang on. Ancient Runes is the same time as Divination. You'd have to be in two classes at once.
HERMIONE: Don't be silly. How could anyone be in two classes at once? (mimicking Trelawney) Broaden your minds...
RON: Those weasels! Never told me about any Marauder's Map!
HERMIONE: But Harry isn't going to keep it. He's going to turn it over to Professor McGonagall, aren't you?
RON: Oh sure. Along with his invisibility cloak, his pack of exploding snap cards, his --
HERMIONE: Oh, shut up.
HERMIONE: That's Madam Rosmerta. Ron fancies her.
RON: It's not true!
Ron: And this bloody cat ate my rat!
Hermione: Harry. Will you explain to your friend Ronald that he has absolutely no proof whatsoever that my sweet, unassuming cat ate his shabby, decidedly decrepit rat.
Ron: I find it astonishing that someone who prides herself on being so logical can be in such denial.
Hermione: That's a lie!
Ron: It is not and you bloody well know it!! [he storms off]
HAGRID: Good. Now then. Ron, I wan' ter see you give Hermione a hug.
HERMIONE/RON: What!
HAGRID: Go on! You two've been at it all year. An' I'm sick o' it. Acutely uncomfortable, Hermione and Ron step forward and perform perhaps the most awkward hug Hogwarts has ever seen.
HAGRID: Crikey, tha's jus' abou' the most pathetic hug I e'er seen. But yeh did it, an' tha's wha' matters.
The SUN sets, dropping behind the mountains in the distance. Hermione turns. Sees a frenzied spray of crows stain the bloody sky, their PRIMAL SHRIEKING rising like a curse. Slowly, Hermione's hand falls onto Ron's shoulder and CAMERA FALLS WITH her, CONTINUING DOWN the length of Ron's arm to his hand, where a DROP OF BLOOD hangs from his finger, drops like a tear...
As Buckbeak feasts on a ferret, Harry and Hermione duck behind a pile of pumpkins. Peering into the hut, Harry sees Hermione and Ron embrace awkwardly.
He grins, turns, only to find Hermione analyzing the moment with considerable fascination. Caught -- regards Harry defensively.
HERMIONE: What?
HARRY: Nothing.
Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! You better keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat Ronald! What do you expect! It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush. It's all right Crookshanks. Just ignore the mean little boy.
(Harry sees them and smiles knowingly)
Harry: Hey guys.
Ron: Harry!
Hermione: Oh, Harry! Hi.
(At TLC)
Hermione: You know, Egyptians used to worship cats.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.
(In the Hogwarts Express)
Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up, I just . . . I lost control.
Ron: Brilliant!
Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron: I still think it's brilliant.
Hermione: Come on, everywhere else is full.
Ron: Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R. J. Lupin.
Ron: Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Ron: Oh.
(Draco scene that uh, well, you'll see at the end why it's here. *wink wink*
Pansy: Does it hurt terribly Draco?
Draco: It comes and it goes. Still - I consider myself lucky. If hadn't been for Madame Pomprey, in another minute or two and I uh...could have lost my arm.
Ron: Listen to the idiot. He's really laying it on thick isn't he?
(By the staircase)
Ginny: The fat lady...she's gone!
Ron: Serves her right. She was a terrible singer . . .
Hermione: That's not funny Ron!
(During Snape's DADA lesson)
Ron: When did she get here?? Did you see her come in?
(Standing by the barbwire fence, staring off at the Shrieking Shack)
Hermione: (coy) Have I mentioned that it's the most severely haunted building in Britain?
Ron: (grinning shyly) Twice, yeah.
Hermione: (grinning shyly) Oh, yeah.
Hermione: Um, do you want to move a bit closer?
Ron: (slightly winded) Er, what?
Hermione: (embarrassed) Oh, to the- to the Shrieking Shack, I mean.
Ron: (calms down) No, I'm - I'm fine where I am, thanks.
Draco: Well well. Look who's here. You two shopping for your new dream home?
(Ron, talking to Harry about Hermione walking out of Divination class)
Ron: She's gone mental. Hermione has gone mental. I mean, not that she always hasn't been mental, but it's just that now it out there for everyone to see.
(Outside the Three Broomsticks)
Ron: Oh! Look who it is...Madame Rosmerta. Ron fancies her!
Ron: That's not true.
(In Divination class)
Ron: That's a load of rubbish.
Ron: Where did you come from?
Hermione: Me? I've been here all this time.
(Outside, courtyard)
Hermione: Beautiful day.
Ron: Gorgeous. Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
Harry: Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Hermione: Ronald, has lost his rat.
Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Rubbish!
Ron: Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone!
Hermione: Well then maybe you should learn to take better care of your pets!
Ron: Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: Did!
Hermione: Didn't!
(In Hagrid's Hut)
Hermione: I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: (turns around) Right, the next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: I meant me.
(Outside the Whomping Willow)
Harry: No, no. Don't worry guys. It's fine. I'll stay.
Hermione: You go. I'll stay.
Harry: You ok?
Ron: I'm fine. Go.
Hermione: (to Ron) Ow, That looks really painful.
Ron: It's sort of painful. They uh...might chop it.
Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomprey will fix it
Ron: It's too late. It's ruined. Gonna have to be chopped off.
*In Hagrid's class
Hermione pulls on Ron's sleeves, then grabs onto his hand. Watch both of their reactions to this, as this is the most important part.;)
*At the Shrieking Shack
Ron pulls on Hermione's sleeves as Harry pulls on Hermione's wand
*At the Shrieking Shack
Hermione grabs Ron after Sirius has taken Scabbers
Quotes are taken from the PoA Movie Script
HARRY: Egypt! What's it like?
RON: Brilliant. It's got loads of old stuff. Mummies. Death masks. Tombs --
HERMIONE: You know, the ancient Egyptians of the Nile River delta worshipped the cat goddess Bast. Ron glares stonily at Hermione, then turns back to Harry.
RON: I also got a new wand.
HERMIONE: Death omens. Honestly. If you ask me, Divination's a very wooly discipline. Now Ancient Runes. That's a fascinating subject.
RON: Ancient Runes? Exactly how many classes are you taking this term?
HERMIONE: A fair few.
RON: Hang on. Ancient Runes is the same time as Divination. You'd have to be in two classes at once.
HERMIONE: Don't be silly. How could anyone be in two classes at once? (mimicking Trelawney) Broaden your minds...
RON: Those weasels! Never told me about any Marauder's Map!
HERMIONE: But Harry isn't going to keep it. He's going to turn it over to Professor McGonagall, aren't you?
RON: Oh sure. Along with his invisibility cloak, his pack of exploding snap cards, his --
HERMIONE: Oh, shut up.
HERMIONE: That's Madam Rosmerta. Ron fancies her.
RON: It's not true!
Ron: And this bloody cat ate my rat!
Hermione: Harry. Will you explain to your friend Ronald that he has absolutely no proof whatsoever that my sweet, unassuming cat ate his shabby, decidedly decrepit rat.
Ron: I find it astonishing that someone who prides herself on being so logical can be in such denial.
Hermione: That's a lie!
Ron: It is not and you bloody well know it!! [he storms off]
HAGRID: Good. Now then. Ron, I wan' ter see you give Hermione a hug.
HERMIONE/RON: What!
HAGRID: Go on! You two've been at it all year. An' I'm sick o' it. Acutely uncomfortable, Hermione and Ron step forward and perform perhaps the most awkward hug Hogwarts has ever seen.
HAGRID: Crikey, tha's jus' abou' the most pathetic hug I e'er seen. But yeh did it, an' tha's wha' matters.
The SUN sets, dropping behind the mountains in the distance. Hermione turns. Sees a frenzied spray of crows stain the bloody sky, their PRIMAL SHRIEKING rising like a curse. Slowly, Hermione's hand falls onto Ron's shoulder and CAMERA FALLS WITH her, CONTINUING DOWN the length of Ron's arm to his hand, where a DROP OF BLOOD hangs from his finger, drops like a tear...
As Buckbeak feasts on a ferret, Harry and Hermione duck behind a pile of pumpkins. Peering into the hut, Harry sees Hermione and Ron embrace awkwardly.
He grins, turns, only to find Hermione analyzing the moment with considerable fascination. Caught -- regards Harry defensively.
HERMIONE: What?
HARRY: Nothing.