- You only read the actual books when a preview for PoA showed the hand scene
- Screw the whole Voldemort and Harry dueling for their lives thing, you only want to read books six and seven to see what happens between Ron and Hermione
- You've been temporarily banned from websites after swearing at Ron/Luna,
Draco/Hermione and Harry/Hermione shippers.
- You see Ron/Hermione shipping as a religion of sorts, and pride yourself on converting as many people as possible
- You strongly believe that CheckMated.com and RonandHermione.net are the best things ever to happen to the Internet
- You spend more time reading Ron/Hermione fanfics than you spend reading the actual books.
- You've been known to lecture the morons who believe that Ron will either
die or turn evil on their stupidity
- You've compiled and memorized a list of possible clues to a relationship
between the two and although you've probably overanalyzed way too much, you'd
still be willing to discuss it with anyone who will listen
- You know what a sidekicker is
- You're reading this list and thinking, "I've done that"
- You can't decide if you love or hate Krum, because although he's able to
make Ron so blatantly jealous, he brought Hermione even further away from
him
- You've memorized page 404 (American hardback edition) of OotP
- You know WHY page 404 of OotP should be memorized.
- You lose all desire to finish GoF after the Yule Ball and Rita's article
- You find PoA as a book to be a complete failure because there was very little Ron/Hermione-ness, but you think PoA as a movie is a total success because of all the little moments added in
- The new director is your hero because he added in all those lovely little moments
- You're willing to admit that your brain is so full of fluff that you expect
the marshmallow company to be calling any day now
- Your favorite part out of all five books is the Yule Ball
- You're prepared to start throwing popcorn if they cut all the great moments
before, during, and after the Yule Ball in the fourth movie
- Your motto is "Pumpkin pie must die"
- Because he's seen Lockharts card under her pillow and embarrassed her about
it. Jealous really
- You will honestly burn book six or seven if Ron and Hermione end up with anyone but eachother
- You retaliate in online arguments (R/Hr vs. H/Hr) until you have to go offline or until you have proved your point.
- You have post-it notes on the pages where there are Ron and Hermione moments in it just so you can flip to that page.
