Ron and Hermione

Welcome to the Caption Contest!

(March 22nd, 2008)

Because our galleries are currently visiting Azkaban, here is the link to the new picture for the caption contest. Enjoy- and remember, the caption MUST be Ron and Hermione related. ~Vi

 Send your captions into captions.ronandhermione.net@gmail.com. Remember to include your name.

(September 3rd, '06)

 Winner: Kimberly C.

First Runner Up: Tizri

Hermione: *Thinking* Six books, thirty-two chapters of
waiting and all I get with ron is that bit of fluff?
Ron: Bloody hell... *thinking* it's THAT small?
Neville: Nothing for me? This woman needs to get her
priorities straight..

Our Remaining Top Eight Favorites in no particular order:

Becky

Hermione:  They PUBLISHED the part about us in the common room?!  Aren't these childrens' books?!

Ron: heh heh

xoHermionexoRonxo

Hope B.

Hermione: Eww… a H/Hr shipper just got hit by one of those anvil-sized hints.

Ron: You think they would have gotten from the past six books.

Neville: Poor delusional people…

Laura

WINNER: Hermiones_Patronus

(19, June, 06):

WINNER
Tizri
Hermione: Do you think we should take Harry to Madam Pomfrey? Ron: *thinking* Damn that anvil-sized hint! Hit him right in the head too..

First Runner-up
Diana583
Hermione: Oh Merlin, I just grabbed his hand!!!!!!! Oh no, I can feel my flush.... Ron: Bloody hell, she just touched me!!!!! Don't look at her, she might notice how terrified you are!!! Even though, it was quite nice...... Draco: Did you see that?!? The mudblood's so scared she has to hold on to Weasley's hand! **laughs** Girl in back of Ron and Hermione: Poor girl. Dean: Way to go Ron!! Now just grab her hand in return....awkward silence continues....Stupid prat, another oppurtunity wasted.

Second Runner-up
kwcherry
Hermione: Ron! What is that on your wrist? Ron: Ummm, nothing. Hermione: ( grabbing Ron's wrist) Why do you have " I love Hermione" tatooed on your wrist? Ron: I'm trying to give Ol' Jo a hint!

Third Runner-up
Gkel218
Draco: Haha! Goyle You Owe Me 10 Gallons!!! I knew it..... it was so obvious......me and the mudblood-that's just disgusting....finally i can get people off my back.

Fourth Runner-up
Monica
Hermione: You can hold my hand Ron! Ron: No I can't, we have to wait for the 7th book to do that... *sigh* Hermione: Well, yes, that's true...but there is such a thing as a fanfiction, Ronald. The shippers want us together. Ron: Well let's give them what they want! *hold hands*
Fifth Runner-up
Deirdre
Hermione: Ron........ Ron: Yeah? Hermione: When did you get a tatoo that says Victor is Krud on your arm? Ron: Right after I got the one that says I love Hermione on my chest. Hermione: What?? Ron: oops.......

Sixth Runner-up
Hermione Weasley
Hermione: Ron? Ron? Hellooo? Pay Attention! Ron! Ummmm.... RON: *face completely blank* Hermione: Stop looking at Lavender! Ron? Hermione's thoughts: Ugh, he's still not paying attention to me Hermione: Uh, Crookshanks really DID eat scabbers. Uhh, Harry's making out with Ginny...I LOVE YOU! RON: What?! I'm paying attention now...Really?*very hopeful voice* Hermione: No comment.

Seventh Runner-up
Susanna
Hermione: Ron, what's this I hear about you kissing Lavender Brown in HBP? Ron: *whistles*

Eighth Runner-up
SiriusGirl
Hermione: Ron? What’s that sticking out of your pocket? Ron: What? T-there’s nothing in my pocket! *looks away, embarrassed* Hermione: Is that- is that- *starts to laugh* My sweetheart?! Where did you get THAT? Ron: I-I… well, it’s- LAVENDER GAVE IT TO ME! OK?! But it’s HIDEOUS! I couldn’t STAND it! Hermione: Ron… Ron: When we get together, you had better NEVER give me something so gross, ok? Hermione: *Startled* What? Ron: I said- oh… *Looks away* Dean: *Looks at Ron, surprised but amused* Lavender: *Looks miserable* Hermione: *HAPPY!*

Ninth Runner-up
Aurora
*Hermione grabs Ron's hand* Hermione: Oh my gosh! I just grabbed Ron's hand! Ron: This didn't happen in the book... Hermione: By doing this I'm making it completely obvious that I like Ron! Ron: But the Harry/Hermione shippers will still try and make everyone believe that you two are still "destined" to be together. Hermione: Have they read book six?!?!

Last week's (6, June, 06):

WINNER
Liz
Ron: I can't believe you are a Harry/Hermione shipper!! Hermione: Ron... *tugging on his shirt* Ron: *ignoring her* How dare you, me and Hermione are supposed to be together!! Hermione: Ron? Ron: What Hermione!? Hermione: Ron, they said "the rat is peter pettigrew" not "Hermione wants Harry not you". Ron: Oh...*awkward silence*

First Runner-up
Ann
Ron: AHHHH! Hermione: Ron, what is it? Ron: It is, it -- the Harry/Hermione shippers!

Second Runner-up
Chantelle
*Ron and Hermione read a sign outside the window. The sign says: 'You have to wait until the 7th book to kiss her Ron'.* Ron: *yelling* What'd you mean I don't kiss Hermione until the 7th book? Hermione: *holding him back* Ron! Stop yelling, you'll wake up everyone. Ron: But... but... I don't wanna wait that long. Hermione: Well... neither do I, but that's what the sign is telling us... and... I can't kiss you in front of Professor Lupin or Professor Snape. Ron: *yells in frusration* Bloody teachers! *Hermione turns Ron to face her and 'decided to hell with the teachers'...* Third Runner-up
Ken and Judy
Ron: What do you mean I get together with Lavender Brown in my sixth year? Noooooooooooo! Hermione: (thinking) I guess I shouldn't tell him he falls head over heels for Romilda Vane too!

Fourth Runner-up
Alyssa
Ron: *shooting up in bed* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hermione: Relax Ron, it was just a nightmare! Ron: It was horrible! There was this load of people called "shippers" telling me I had to join up with Luna--and they were talking about you too! They said you and Harry were destined to be together! Hermione: *shudder*

Fifth Runner-up
Surabhi Malik
Ron : AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Harry : (entering suddenly and looking wildly around for acromantula) Ron! what is it?? Is it Aragog??? Hermione : (Looking cross and tugging on ron's arm to placate him): Honestly, Ron, just because Victor's joined the Chudley Cannons doesn't mean you have to get this upset!!

Sixth Runner-up
Hand of Glory
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hermione: Hold still Ron! Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hermione: Ron just let me get the bug out of your hair everything will be okay!

Seventh Runner-up
Devan Balcombe
Ron: NOOOOOO!!!! Hermione: It's okay Ron, I don't like Harry, Ginny does. Ron: Uh... oh..... Silence and then- Ron: Ginny WHAT???????

Eighth Runner-up
the_wandomaly
Ron: Stop! Leave Scabbers alone! (Off screen Scabbers is transformed into Peter Petigrew) Ron: Oh my God! Scabbers...you're a buck toothed, balding, smelly little man. Hermione: I believe his name is Peter, Ronald. Ron: Right, well then... (Ron thinks to himself for a second)... Wait a minute! Does that mean, you remember everything thing I ever told you?! Petigrew: Ummm, I suppose so. Ron: EVERYthing! Petigrew: Well, yeah. You talked a lot about wanting to play Quidditch when you were older...also, you mentioned a girl who you were madly in love with... Ron: Kill him! Kill him now! I'm not stopping you! Hermione: RON! Sirius: I thought you wanted us to leave him alone?! Ron: WHAT?! This is the scum who betrayed Harry's parents after all...

Ninth Runner-up
Jessica
Ron: OKAY! OKAY! I'll tell you! We're dating okay? Please don't torture me! Hermione: Uh, Ron, he just wants to kill your rat. Ron: Okay...WTH?! Last week's picture (29 May, 06)
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WINNER
Paul
Ron: Hermione! I don't have a shirt on! Hermione: Oh grow up Ron; it's not like I haven't seen you without a top on before. Ron *thinking to himself*: Yeah but you haven't seen the new tattoo across my chest that says "Property of Hermione Granger".

First Runner-up
Wanda (RonHermione33)
Ron: (startled) "Hermione, what are you doing?" Hermione: "Honestly Ron, if you don't know, I am not going to tell you!" Ron: "Are you admiring my Chudley Cannon's blanket again?" Hermione: "Yes, Ronald, you caught me-I so love admiring your Chudley Cannon blanket!" (Ron starts to blush while Hermione gives him that innocent smile, while biting her bottom lip...)

Second Runner-up
surabhi malik
ron: bloody hell hermione! i'm not dressed! hermione: ron.... ron: honestly, don't you think this a bit fast? hermione: ron.... ron: i mean, we haven't even admitted our feelings to each other yet! hermione: RON! ron : what? hermione: your mum wants you to degnome the garden before Harry comes! ron : oh ok...*sheepish expression* hermione: honestly, you don't even let anyone get in a word before you...wait, WHAT? harry : hey guys! just got here! *looking at his best friends* honestly, Hermione speechless, and Ron turning red, you haven't been fighting again, have you? Ginny (softly) : well obviously, they're not the only thick ones around here!!

Third Runner-up
Caroline Weasley
Hermione: Hem... I just thought I saw a golden necklace with "my sweetheart" around your neck... Ron: No you didn't!

Fourth Runner-up
Isnani Isnen
Ron: *mutters in sleep* Er-My-Nee... Hermione: Wake up! Wake up, Ron! Ron: *wipes drool off mouth* Bloody hell!! Hermione: Honestly, Ronald! You're such a messy sleeper. Clean up that wet stains off your blankie. It's disgusting! Harry on the other side: *snorts* 22 May, 06:
WINNER:

Meaghan (emgirl1904)
Hermione: Ron! Look over there! Ron: Wow, is that what I think it is? Hermione: Yes! It's one of those anvil sized hints! Ron: Er... I was just talking about the footprints... Hermione: Oh, right.

First Runner-up:

Caroline Weasley
Hermione: Look Ron! A Broomstick! Ron: Hem... So what? Hermione thinking: Sorry, that was just a lame excuse to bend towards you...

Second Runner-up:

Kirsten Pace
Hermione: “What’s that?” Ron: “What’s what?” Hermione: “That sign over there… it says something about us!!” Ron: (Looks at Sign, and Blushes) “Do you think we should do what it says?” Hermione: (Looks the other way and sighs) “Um… Well…” Ron: “Maybe we should just ignore it.” Hermione: “We can’t do that… it would let so many people down… including me!!” Ron: (Shrugs) “Fine with me!!” (Note: The sign says… “Hello Ron and Hermione. This is ronandhermione.net, and we would appreciate it if you would kiss already… it would be such a great thing for all us Ron/Hermione Shippers to see!! So just… get on with it already, and anyways… it’s what you want, right?”

Third Runner-up:

Claire (Cosmikgirlie)
Hermione: Oh my gosh, Ron look! Ron: *startled* What?! Hermione: *all dreamy* It’s our future, Ronald, can’t you see it? All laid out before us like some beautiful white vision… Ron: Ermm, it’s called snow Hermione, and it’s not beautiful, it’s bloody freezing! And anyway, since when were you into Divination? Hermione: *snaps* This isn’t Divination, it’s seeing what’s right before our eyes! Pay attention! The hazy vision is trying to tell us something… Ron: That we should cuddle up close to keep ourselves from perishing in the cold? Hermione: NO! *pauses* Well…actually…now you mention it...maybe the positioning of those snowflakes are warning us to stick together… *shifts closer to him with a shy smile* Ron: *blushes and smiles shyly* Yes… those snowflakes…we should always listen to the snowflakes….

Fourth Runner-up:

SCY17
Hermione: Look at that banner, Ron!...its says 'Ron and Hermione together at last'.....*gasp* how did they know?! Ron: Oh My...Fred and George are never going to let me live this one down...