Order of the Phoenix Movie Quotes

 

Common Room, conversation

Hermione: I'll write the introduction, how's that?
Ron:
Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met. And if I'm ever rude to you again...
Hermione:
I'll know that you're back to normal. [smiles]

 

Great Hall, Hermione watching Ron

Hermione: Do you ever stop eating?
Ron:
[eating with a full mouth] What? I'm hungry.
Hermione: [smiles]

 

The group, planning about the D.A.

Ginny: Harry, what happens if Umbridge finds out?
Hermione:
Who cares?
[everyone stares at her]
Hermione:
I mean, it's kind of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules?
Ron:
Who are you, and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Hermione:
[laughs]

 

Room of Requirement introduction

Hermione: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement.
Ron:
The what?
Hermione:
It's
also known as the Come And Go Room. It can only be used by someone who
really needs it. And it's always equipped for the seeker's needs.
Ron:
Right. Say you really needed a toilet?
Hermione:
Charming, Ronald. But yes.

 

Ron and Hermione duel

Ron: [leaning into Hermione] Don't worry, I'll go easy on you.
Hermione: [to Ron sarcastically] Oh, thank you Ronald!

 

To the boys, after losing to Hermione

Ron: I let her do that. It's good manners. Completely intentional.


Christmastime, gift-giving

Ron: [opens up present from large box, takes out a vest]
Hermione: [smiles at him and he smiles back]

 

Descending from the stairs

Hermione: I cannot understand why you don't want to wear it, Ronald.
Ron: Because I'd look like a bloody idiot, that's why!*

 

After D.A. meeting broke up, just before the holidays

Hermione + Ron: [exchange knowing looks and smiles, knowing about Harry and Cho]


Common Room, Fireplace, talking about The Kiss

Ron: So how was it?
Harry:
Kind of . . . wet.
Ron:
[laughing at Harry] That bad at it, are you?
Hermione:
I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Besides, Cho spends half her time crying these days.
Ron:
[still chuckling] You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up!
Hermione:
[explains exactly how Cho feels]*
Ron: No one can feel that all at once! They'd explode!
Hermione: Just because you have the emotional capacity of a teaspoon . . . [all three laugh at this]

 

In the Forbidden Forest

Hermione: GRAWP! Put. Me. Down! Now! [Grawp obeys]
Ron: Are you all right?
Hermione:
I'm fine. He just needs a firm hand, is all.
Harry:
Looks like you've got an admirer.
Ron:
You just stay away from her!
Grawp:
[gives Hermione a bike handle]
Hermione:
[rings its bell]
Grawp:
[smiles
Ron:
[jealous, folds his arms]

Harry and Hermione upon meeting Ron, Luna, Neville and Ginny halfway

Hermione: How did you guys get away?
Ginny:
Puking Pastilles, it wasn't pretty.
Ron:
Yeah, I told them I was hungry and lead them to a box. They pushed me away and ate them all themselves.
Hermione:
[surprised] That was clever, Ron!
Ron:
It's been known to happen.